Aug 12 2009
Tasteless Halloween Costumes: Michael Jackson
Tasteless Halloween costumes are fun, classic, and often revolve around dead celebrities. This year, Michael Jackson’s death overshadowed North Korea’s threats against America. This secured Jackson’s position as number one candidate for a tasteless Halloween costume. This category was inspired by a former co-worker named Richie Hell, who once dressed as that Roy guy who got mauled to death by his own pet tiger.
The regular part of the costume is pretty easy, especially if you’re white and have had a lot of plastic surgery. For those who are non-white and/or non-altered, try a mask.
Accessorize with one glove (white or sequin) and a bottle of mysterious pills (vitamins recommended since they’re legal to carry around–if you plan on popping them, consider placebo sugar pills).
For truly tasteless and tacky effect, wear this one when you’re taking a small boy trick-or-treating (that’s as far as I’ll go with this joke though…if you molest children for real, I hope you get shot).
Lastly, to be completely tasteless…
don’t forget to grab your crotch. Thriller, baby.
Other (potentially) tasteless Halloween costumes from The Costumer:
- Jesus (pair with pregnant or naughty nun)
- Poop
- Dysfunctional diva
